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Yesterday, I shared the best of 2014 for FAF. We discussed how on earth a dessert-heavy blog ended up featured in a list of creative ways to use cauliflower, how to jazz up coffee, and yet another wonderful way to enjoy everyone’s favorite flavor combination: chocolate and peanut butter.
You may take a look at my blog and think that I get it right every time. The truth of the matter is, I fail plenty. Like… Often. Here’s a little math for you: I bake probably 3ish times a week, and I have a fail probably every 5-6 times. That’s, like, 30 fails in a year. No joke.
Since I am self-taught, I experiment a lot. I try techniques and flavor combinations that I may not have a lot of experience with, and when they turn out, I get really pumped. When they fail… I
cry try to see it as a learning experience. If a recipe comes out great the first time, I may be tempted to tweak it. If it fails, I know what not to do to it, so a lot of times, the 2nd or 3rd attempt are that much better.
I’m so optimistic it hurts sometimes.
As a side note, I don’t have pictures of all of my fails. I thought of this plan just a few weeks ago, and a lot of my fails aren’t documented because I just got too mad. Goal for 2015: fail a lot and take a ton of pictures of it.
Ok, here we go… My favorite fails of 2014:
RASPBERRY LEMON SCONES
Although these tasted great, they looked awful. I made these scones 3 times, and all 3 times, they turned out blue (I spoke of this incident here). After the first time, I did some research and found out that baking soda/powder reacts with the natural coloring in raspberries and turns them blue. WTF? So I made some adjustments and it still wasn’t happening. I will get this recipe right someday, but until then, my taste testers will just have to keep their eyes closed while eating them. It’s kind of like the green ketchup phenomenon. Until I get it right, just put something else in your scones.
STRAWBERRY PEACH PIE
This one was a half fail. I used some of the photos for my buttermilk pie crust recipe, but this pie was just… Not right. I decided to use, like, no sugar for the filling and just use the “essence” of the fruit to make a delicious pie. Yeah, no. It was good, but it was just not a pie. More of an excuse to eat pie crust with a bowl of fresh fruit. Plus, it was nowhere near as full as it should have been, so the bites were very pie crusty and not very fruity. Bad filling:crust ratio… HOWEVER, I learned how easy it is to do a lattice top, so there was that.
PEACH BLUEBERRY SCONES
No picture of this one because I was furious. And it’s a shame, because the scones were gorgeous! I followed a very-famous-company-who-will-remain-nameless’s recipe to a T and it tasted like a baking soda breakfast item. There might as well not have been any fruit in them… Because they tasted like metal. It was like having braces all over again, except maybe sometimes the braces were laced with fruit bits. Maybe I’m just doomed to put fruit in my scones…
STRAWBERRY OAT BARS
Matt claims these were good, but I claim they were terrible. Strawberry goo, soggy oats, and I threw in some white chocolate chips to make it all better, but it turned out the white chocolate chips were stale (thank you, grocery store, for advertising a “discontinued item” sale and tricking me into buying 3 bags of chips for like, dirt cheap) so they kind of tasted like plastic. Fruity, plastic oatmeal bars is what these were. No picture. But Matt ate essentially all of them.
CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES FOR 2
This one looks like it was a success, but I guarantee you it was not. I wanted to create a recipe that makes a small amount of cupcakes, because sometimes, you just want one!! I tried to divide my chocolate cake recipe by something crazy like 16 and got… A terrible recipe. The texture was like a sponge and there was like 100x more sugar than there should have been… Or something. Bright side: cute pictures.
CANDY CORN RICE KRISPIES TREATS
This was one of those recipes I could tell was going sour from the beginning, but I still went with it anyway and even did a full-size photo shoot. I decided to melt down a bunch of candy corn with marshmallows to make the “glue” for these treats, and it made them rock.hard. They had a really great taste, but you would need dentures by the end of the batch if you decided to dive right in. While I was cutting them, I should have been wearing safety goggles to protect me from the flying Rice Krispies bits. I took them into work and we found that if you put them in the microwave for a bit, they softened up and were just right. But who wants to write “you are going to have to nuke these to make them edible” in a recipe? Maybe next year.
PUMPKIN CINNAMON ROLLS
I attempted to make mini-cinnamon rolls filled with pumpkin goodness from Pillsbury Crescent Rolls. I saw the crescent-rolls-into-a-million-different-things bit all over Pinterest, so I whipped up a pumpkin cream cheese filling and got to work. They were delicious, but tasted exactly like I thought they might… A crescent roll filled with pumpkin cream cheese. That’s not a cinnamon roll, people. Just… Stop with the crescent roll business. Unless we’re putting a little hot dog in them. Then in that case… Carry on, please!
PUMPKIN FUDGE, TAKE 1
Also not one I photographed, because I was too busy throwing it in the trash. It was completely liquid and although it had great taste, was something like Jabba The Hut in gooey pumpkin form. It was awful. Thankfully, takes 2 and then 3 turned out perfect.
APPLE CINNAMON STREUSEL BREAD, TAKE 1
I was so excited for this bread… I had been brainstorming all day about what ingredients to use and in what amounts… I had it all written down, even the baking soda/powder. But in my excitement, I completely forgot to add the leaveners, and what resulted was a gooey (and not in the good way), apple-y, sticky (also not the good kind), flat, mushy… Thing. I can’t even call it bread. The worst part was, I realized I left out some essential ingredients just as the bread was going into the oven… And I baked it anyway, just to see what would happen. The streusel on top was on point, but everything under it was garbage. Literally right into the trash. But not before Matt got a hold of it and ate some of it and told me it was still delicious. Yeah, he’s a great husband. Thankfully, take 2 had the right ingredients.
TOASTED COCONUT CASHEWS
This was going really well until I started stirring it. My coconut was perfectly toasted, my cream of coconut was melted just right… But there was not enough “glue,” and when I started moving everything around on the baking sheet, all hell broke loose and everyone decided to abort mission. The good part was, this baking fail was still edible and still delicious. But just like the Rice Krispies treats, you don’t want to have to add “enjoy by putting cashews in one hand and coconut in the other and eating them both at the same time” to the recipe. I’ll get this one eventually!
So, friends, there you have it. I’m not perfect, and I hope that you enjoyed some revisiting of my best (worst?) moments in the kitchen.
Here’s to 2015: the year of more success with fruit in baked goods and more photos of when things don’t work out. Cheers!
QUESTION: What’s your biggest baking fail of the year?